Yes

I am Eugene and I will be your person who says things on the Internet! You probably know me really well if you’re reading this.

If you don’t, here is some stuff that is about me. I am 23, I have a degree in anthropology, and I like having many thoughts, such as, “What if the universe was actually an infinite series of concentric simulations?” and “Will going to graduate school help me to change the world?” and “Who will listen to me when I am an old person?”

I enjoy many things such as writing words and also some other stuff that ultimately has to do with words. I have a tendency to forget to speak unless spoken to, which is pretty weird, because there are a lot of things which need to be said. I own some pretty cool t-shirts.

Yeah! The Internet, bitch!!!